U R SO INDIE LETS FUKKK
I have four prerequisites before committing to such a course of action.
A) You must first demonstrate a proper degree of indie cred. I suggest an obscure name drop, something like, “Yeah, my favorite Mogwai song is totally Glasgow Mega Snake”
You must put on a brilliant display of hipster plumage. I must be honest, a colorful and expensive display from urban outfitters makes me feel like a wet pea-hen gazing at a stunning pea-cock.
3) You must bring signed proof that you have in fact passed the 200 level “Basic Sex” course.
4) I call power bottom
