Who is the king of the hipsters?
No one knows his name. He’s that guy at the back of every small show two years before you knew about the band you like so much.
He can’t stand anything ‘bigbox’ so instead makes* all his own clothing and accessories.
His references are so obscure that the only people who would get them are the artists and authors referenced, and even then they’d be hard pressed.
He cares about Africa, his t-shirt clearly demonstrates this fact.
He’s vegan, because vegetarians are just so main stream.
He can turn water into PBR and multiply cups of organic coffee.
He wears a lock of J.D. Salinger’s hair as an anklet.
He has been to Iceland and spent a week with bjork and the guys from Sigur Rós in 1992.
He owns a Mac. He owns Raybans. He owns a pair of converse. He owns vinyl records and only vinyl because of their “superior sound quality”
He is Irony incarnate.
*buys online from websites you are just not cool enough to know about**
**Etsy.com
