29/3/2010



Old Lady English

  • Sean Walsh: english can be a jealous language
  • Sean Walsh: it needs its litting hands in everything
  • Sean Walsh: like my brain
  • NocensLupus27: i like to think the english language is one of those upper crust dames who marries for status and knows there's no real love in her marriage. and she puts up with a lot as a result. the little dalliances (adopting words from other languages, slang). but she starts getting older and her brat children (leetspeak, lolcats speak) are nothing but a burden and her husband isn't there anymore. so she takes to drinking
  • NocensLupus27: just martini after martini
  • NocensLupus27: and she gets bitter and she flirts with the pool boy (british english), who shuns her overly botoxed ass
  • NocensLupus27: and finally she just snaps one day when she catches her husband with his hand on Cyrillic's ass
  • NocensLupus27: and she goes on a murderous rampage
  • NocensLupus27: and just butchers everything
  • NocensLupus27: and leaves their bodies to rot on the internet, floating in the forums, bits and pieces of language and words. snippets that don't make sense
  • NocensLupus27: like badly translated subtitles
  • Sean Walsh: ...
  • Sean Walsh: this
  • Sean Walsh: was the most beautiful thing ive ever read
Tagged: AIM convos, Sam, .
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