12/3/2010



When do you feel the most at home and feel like yourself?

Hanging out in my apt, alone, with music blasting through the place, tea or coffee simmering on the stove, sitting on my couch surrounded by a nest of books and papers and diet coke; armed with a laptop and a few hours of free time.

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2 part question: Going back through the storied history of the world, what do you think is the greatest single human act of all time? Part 2: same as above, only this time involving squirrels?

The greatest single human act of all time is Rufio’s death sequence in Hook. It was so powerful that it blew peter pan back with a gust of spontaneously generated wind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBe4f076fwA&feature=related

Part 2

Squirrels taught George Washington Carver how to make Peanut butter. This isn’t all that extraordinary, however, it did allow for the creation of one of my favorite scenes in lost:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itFWykYsBJ8

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Are you a man of your word?

I try to be, everyday.

Sometimes a little artifice can go a long way, and sometimes it is better for everyone that way.

But when push comes to shove, I do my best to always do what I say I will

(hence a minor issue with ever fully committing to some things…)

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Who is the king of the hipsters?

No one knows his name. He’s that guy at the back of every small show two years before you knew about the band you like so much.

He can’t stand anything ‘bigbox’ so instead makes* all his own clothing and accessories.

His references are so obscure that the only people who would get them are the artists and authors referenced, and even then they’d be hard pressed.

He cares about Africa, his t-shirt clearly demonstrates this fact.

He’s vegan, because vegetarians are just so main stream.

He can turn water into PBR and multiply cups of organic coffee.

He wears a lock of J.D. Salinger’s hair as an anklet.

He has been to Iceland and spent a week with bjork and the guys from Sigur Rós in 1992.

He owns a Mac. He owns Raybans. He owns a pair of converse. He owns vinyl records and only vinyl because of their “superior sound quality”

He is Irony incarnate.




*buys online from websites you are just not cool enough to know about**

**Etsy.com

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11/3/2010



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Would you bunk with Capt. HYMAN SHOCKER?

Yes, he could help me study for anatomy and electrical engineering.

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10/3/2010



But seriously, what do you see as your greatest personal flaw? Part 2, what do you think others perceive as your greatest flaw?

I guess it would be an inability to simply turn off. My mind is always running, always analyzing and worrying. It manifests itself in a number of ways, both positive and negative, but the simple fact is that I really have very little control of it. All my other flaws, and many of my favorable attributes, stem from it.

Perceived?

Stubbornness, arrogance, possibly? If not that then potentially my scatter brained antics. I feel as though I often lose others trust or faith in me due to some of that preoccupied or flaky disposition (despite constantly battling this, Alzheimer has set in at 21)

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And by that I mean, I WILL NOT DOLLAR BILL YOU

Swartz.

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And by that I mean, will you let me coerce you into oral sex?

Fucking

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Why are you such a fuckface?

Matthew

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U R SO INDIE LETS FUKKK

I have four prerequisites before committing to such a course of action.

A) You must first demonstrate a proper degree of indie cred. I suggest an obscure name drop, something like, “Yeah, my favorite Mogwai song is totally Glasgow Mega Snake”

You must put on a brilliant display of hipster plumage. I must be honest, a colorful and expensive display from urban outfitters makes me feel like a wet pea-hen gazing at a stunning pea-cock.

3) You must bring signed proof that you have in fact passed the 200 level “Basic Sex” course.

4) I call power bottom

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